Optimizing fun while receiving bad medical news around a major holiday.

Men, if you are facing a potentially life altering disease and you have the option to find out one week BEFORE or one week AFTER a major holiday, you should near always opt for the AFTER option.

Here is why:

💩If you find out BEFORE that you have the disease, you ruined your last holiday.

🥳If you find out AFTER that you have the disease, you will be pampered during the holiday.

🥳If you find out AFTER that you have the disease, you will get the pre-holiday pampering and the GOOD news to top the cake.

💩If you find out BEFORE that you don't have the disease, your spousal slave master will overcompensate for the worry period and expand the holiday task list because you are NOT dying.

Choose wisely, you have been warned.